Topic 4 of 28: sex or . . .
Mon, Mar 2, 1998 (04:32) |
Paul Terry Walhus (terry)
As the revered MMP once said "allegedly, nothing is better than sex ..."
Read on.
159 responses total.
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 1 of 159: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Mon, Mar 2, 1998 (04:33) * 676 lines
118 responses selected of 118 total
2:1) Melissa Marie Petrek (suprnaut) 31-MAY-94 23:15
Allegedly, nothing is better than sex with the perfect person, but you
may
beg to differ. What (if anything) would be better than sex to *you* right
now? I'll start the ball rolling:
Great sex for a month or a PowerMac upgrade?
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2:2) Holly Iles (holly) 01-JUN-94 13:36
great sex for a month or a PowerMac upgrade? I don't have a mac but want
one really bad but never bad enough to give up great sex for a month.
Nope, uh-uh, no, no way, no, uh-uh.
I would give up the chance to have a mac for 1 year if I could get
someone
to take care of the kids so we could go and have an all-weekender at a
bed
and breakfast in Gruene. Make that two years.
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2:3) Mikey Z (suprnaut) 01-JUN-94 18:17
great sex with a truly intelligent person or lunch with fabio/madonna?
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2:4) Terry (terry) 01-JUN-94 19:10
number one
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2:5) Holly Iles (holly) 01-JUN-94 23:46
ditto...number one...number two is truly number two! peee-yoooo!
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2:6) Holly Iles (holly) 01-JUN-94 23:47
great sex with a truly wonderful person or winning $10 million at the
lottery?
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2:7) Ben Cohen (bcj) 03-JUN-94 1:36
are you kidding?
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2:8) Holly Iles (holly) 03-JUN-94 11:17
NO, of course not. Well?
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2:9) melissa marie (suprnaut) 03-JUN-94 16:22
okay, i'll bite. the lottery.
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2:10) Sweetie Pi (holly) 04-JUN-94 12:01
Me too. Definitely the lottery. Don't tell Alex....oh hell, he'd prolly
say the lottery too!
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2:11) melissa marie (suprnaut) 04-JUN-94 18:46
okay.
great sex for one night or a night out with an old friend you haven't
seen
in a long time? (see? this could get harder ...)
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2:12) Sweetie Pi (holly) 04-JUN-94 23:33
A night out with an old friend I haven't seen in a long time.
Specifically my best friend who has estranged herself from me. :(
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2:13) Jeffrey P. McManus (jeffreyp) 06-JUN-94 23:41
Mediocre-yet-vaguely-satisfying sex that only lasts a few hours, or an
entire freezer full of Jell-O pudding pops?
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2:14) melissa marie (suprnaut) 06-JUN-94 23:50
make the pudding pops chocolate, and i'll say hell yeah!
really bad, boring sex, or doing the work you brought home from the
office?
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2:15) Holly D. Iles (holly) 07-JUN-94 10:47
Doing the work I brought home from the office. Eegats.
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2:16) melissa marie (suprnaut) 12-JUN-94 2:38
absolutely terrific sex or seeing the season finale of "melrose place?"
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2:17) Holly D. Iles (holly) 21-JUN-94 13:49
absolutely terrific sex with reruns in the future. of both...heh
An all expense paid trip around the world or one perfect day with the
love
of your life?
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2:18) melissa marie (suprnaut) 21-JUN-94 21:40
i'll take the trip, thanks, being that i have no love of my life at the
moment!
really strange, bizarre sex or being abducted by friendly aliens for an
afternoon?
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2:19) Holly D. Iles (holly) 21-JUN-94 22:05
aliens...there's still the potential for strange bizarre sex anyway!
(physical compatibility permitting, of course). But definitely checking
out the aliens!
Sex with the Sun god, Apollo, or to become for one day your favority
fictional heroine? Oh sorry,
for you guys...
Sex with Venus or to become your favorite fictional hero.
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2:20) Terry (terry) 22-JUN-94 0:14
Venus
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2:21) Holly D. Iles (holly) 22-JUN-94 13:20
dawg-uh!
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2:22) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 22-JUN-94 17:00
...or PowerMac upgrade? well... why split hairs when you can have BOTH?
...or lottery? I am ashamed to admit lottery.
...or night w/old friend? sex.
...or pudding pops? Provided the sex is mediocre, pudding pops, which
cannot be mediocre by definition.
...or become fictional character? I notice the query for men does NOT
have the single-day qualifier, so I pick
character. I would enjoy being Bertie
Wooster enormously. If the qualifier
is implied, Venus.
What I want to know is: sex, which may or may not be good, or pleasant
ongoing flirtation which can be relied on to brighten the day for years?
I
have chosen both at different times and think they balance.
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2:23) Holly D. Iles (holly) 22-JUN-94 17:10
oh, flirtation. Most definitely flirtation. You can do so much more with
flirtation than you can the simplistic act of copulation. mmmm...to stare
deeply into the eyes of a dark stranger from across the room. To subtly
cop a feel on some cute pert little toosh at a crowded dinner party. To
stand very very very close without touching and NOT looking at each
other.
To quietly sneak away before that person can realize you've gone and
leave
them wondering,"Who was she anyway?" fun fun fun. makes me wiggle in my
seat just to think of it.
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2:24) Holly D. Iles (holly) 22-JUN-94 17:11
hours of sensual dancing, just the two of you on the deck of a yacht in
the starlit oceans of the carribean or talking endlessly until the break
of
dawn under the stars snuggled close in one sleeping bag?
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2:25) melissa marie (suprnaut) 22-JUN-94 17:18
aha. which gives rise (no pun intended) to the next question, then: a
really romantic evening with someone you've just met, or powerfully hot
sex
with an old flame you never quite got over?
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2:26) Ray Thibodeaux (raythi) 22-JUN-94 19:51
difficult question...both wet with possibilities but going back to old
flames something akin to moths and porch lights...an evening with someone
you've just met sounds adventurous
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2:27) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 22-JUN-94 22:30
Holly: talking endlessly. I think conversation is better than scenery,
and since we are being given a choice, there is the implication that the
yacht situation does NOT yield conversation (on the other hand, I suppose
that could simply mean that the scenery is too stunning to interrupt with
the mundane flow of everday language).
Melissa: old flame. I am thinking of someone I NEVER had sex with, which
makes it much more appealing since it has a "just met" component as well.
(Again, though, there is another hand [running out of them] that it might
be awful, however unlikely.)
How about: being forced to sit in the courtroom during Diane Parkinson's
sex suitagainst Bob Barker, or being forced to sit in the courtroom
during
Ivana Trump's love suit against Donald?
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2:28) Holly D. Iles (holly) 23-JUN-94 0:12
which one is shortest? Diane suing Bob... or Ivana suing Donny? I think
I'll stay home and pop my zits and eat cheese puffs watching reruns of
the
partridge family, thanks.
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2:29) Holly D. Iles (holly) 23-JUN-94 0:24
hmmm....okay, just joking about the zits and stuff...but no way will I
sit
in court unless forced to by the bailiff. phooey....justice system my big
white wide ass! Justice for who? The bankers.
Anyway:
Incredibly intense fall-down-on-the-floor-and-fuck-for-hours-and-hours
sex
or taking a warm milk chocolate bath with the lover of your dreams?
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2:30) Ben Cohen (bcj) 23-JUN-94 0:42
Holly, what exactly is a warm milk chocolate bath? It can't be exactly
what it sounds like -- a bathtub full of hershey's would empty my
bank account!
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2:31) Holly D. Iles (holly) 23-JUN-94 9:17
mmmmmmmmm-hmmmmm, melted milk chocolate dilluted with some milk so
that
it's smooth and in a HUGE tub so that you can roll about and frollick in
it.
I didn't realize that this topic was on a budget. sorry. If you like you
can substitute the milk chocolate with just warm milk.
Now how do we get the milk warm without scalding it? I know...a
cow...just kidding. heh heh heh
PROVISO: Make sure the tub has a good drain and that there is a shower
(big) nearby for post frollick rinsing and more fun.
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2:32) melissa marie (suprnaut) 23-JUN-94 18:02
what a helpful hint, holly! -- i'll take the chocolate, thanks! (wonder
how chocolate milk would work ...)
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2:33) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 0:17
I don't think chocolate milk would be as smooth but if you used milk and
chocolate syrup I bet it would be a lot of fun to stir. hee hee
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2:34) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 24-JUN-94 0:51
Chocolate itself would probably be rather sticky and difficult to move
in;
whereas chocolate milk would be, by comparison, hot chocolate. =:)
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2:35) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 9:49
Hey, we've seriously deviated from the subject at hand. Figures. Bring
up chocolate and sex in the same sentence and people lose sight of all
rational perspective. jees!
*slurp* *slurp* mmmmmmmmmmm....
Okay, lesse here...
Slow, sleazy, sensual bump and grind with some jazzy rythm and blues in
the background for just a few hours, or an invitation to spend three
hours
with Steven Tyler of Aerosmith where ever you want to go?
(Will someone else please think up some of this stuff! I'm not running
out of ideas so much as I want to ANSWER the questions!)
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2:36) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 24-JUN-94 11:41
Steven Tyler? Bleach. Speaking only for myself, and not for other
straight guys in the conference, I would rather brain myself with a
skillet. Bump and grind, thanks, as long as the other half of the sketch
is female.
Give up all sex forever, or give up all your favorite foods forever?
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2:37) salome's revenge (luna) 24-JUN-94 14:14
aw wes, that's just way too hard...i'd just have to go shoot myself.
Who is steven tyler?
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2:38) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 15:05
yeah, I agree with luna, get the gun and shoot myself...food or
sex...food or sex...food or sex...nope, sorry can't do it. Shoot me now.
lead singer the guy with the lips (I bet he hates it when ppl say that).
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2:39) melissa marie (suprnaut) 24-JUN-94 18:23
sleazy, illicit sex in deserted parking garage, or a groovy night at your
favorite bar with all the drinks on the house?
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2:40) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 20:09
sleazy, illicit sex in a deserted (or semi-occupied) parking garage, most
definitely. Better than a hangover anyday...of course I'm assuming I
have sleazy sex with the sleaze of my picking.
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2:41) Holly D. Iles (holly) 24-JUN-94 20:10
a quickie in the cockpit of a fighter jet or a slow one on the ground?
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2:42) melissa marie (suprnaut) 25-JUN-94 10:46
i'll take the ground thanks -- i get nervous in planes.
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2:43) salome's revenge (luna) 28-JUN-94 15:01
drinks on the house please!! nights out are SO wonderful and i never get
any due to the terminally nonexistent state of my bank account.
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2:44) Holly D. Iles (holly) 28-JUN-94 15:14
this may sound bad but I dun care...
since when does a woman need money to go out?
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2:45) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 28-JUN-94 15:25
Well, i am assuming you are talking about the status quo, rather than the
idealized world of total equality, including gender-independent pay
scales,
that most of us want.
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2:46) Holly D. Iles (holly) 28-JUN-94 15:31
gender-independent pay scales...what a joke...
and actually, i doubt men need money to go out either.
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2:47) Clay Colwell (eris) 29-JUN-94 15:36
hmmmmm...y'all are right -- the food vs. sex burnt out most of my
decision-making brain centers.
Let's try...one night of passionate sex after a week without, OR....
one night of Magic:the Addiction and Cosmic Encounter after a month
without?
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2:48) Holly D. Iles (holly) 29-JUN-94 16:04
Magic. did anyone see sleepless in seattle?
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2:49) Marion S. Davis (morrigan) 11-JUL-94 15:59
Great sex beats pretty much anything else in my book.
I'd take a trip around the world, a lot of money,
definitely a great job over one night of great sex,
but if I had to choose between never again having great sex
in exchange for something fabulous or having great sex and
missing out, forget it. I have my priorities.
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2:50) RoboHO (holly) 11-JUL-94 19:03
5 minutes of really dull sex or a really bad meal at a very nice
restaurant?
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2:51) melissa marie (suprnaut) 11-JUL-94 19:17
um ... neither?
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2:52) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 12-JUL-94 0:23
Get your virginity back or your tax payments for three years back?
I suspect we will see differing opinions on this one.
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2:53) Marion S. Davis (morrigan) 12-JUL-94 8:27
Tax payments, no question.
Why would I want my virginity back?
It cramps your style a lot -- then you want to find
Mr. Perfect to lose it with, and there is no such thing.
Oh, and for the question above -- a bad meal.
You can just leave it on the plate.
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2:54) I haven't decided (melina) 12-JUL-94 11:33
I think I'd say my tax payments too, even thought they amount to just a
few small bucks, because what would be the point of having a hymen
around?
It'd just get removed almost immediately anyway.
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2:55) RoboHO (holly) 12-JUL-94 12:27
My virginity. I always get my taxes back. and I would like to have a
chance to have a better experience than I did.
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2:56) melissa marie (suprnaut) 12-JUL-94 19:53
virginity. my tax payments amount to nothing compared to this.
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2:57) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 12-JUL-94 22:41
I am gratified to see that my prediction has come true; so far, it's
exactly 50% for each side. Any other comments? (I would answer it myself,
except that it would smack of an unlovely self-fascination, and anyway I
don't think it's the same experience for guys, at all.)
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2:58) I haven't decided (melina) 13-JUL-94 10:08
Why do you think that is?
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2:59) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 13-JUL-94 10:52
Why do I think what is? The prediction coming true, or the experience
being different for guys? If the first, because I think virginity is a
more potentially traumatic situation for women (or not having it is); if
the second, I don't know very many guys who regret it.
In other words, a guy's self-esteem is much more likely to go UP as a
result than a girl's, so guy opinion on the subject tends to be more
uniform and I would have expected guys to pick tax almost every time.
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2:60) I haven't decided (melina) 13-JUL-94 11:28
The circumstances in which I lost my virginity were regrettable.
But it never meant much to me in the first place. I would have rather
had a good first experience, because I would rather have good sex than
bad. Any time. But I'm not so traumatized by it that I want to erase
all the mind-blowing orgasms and incredible tender moments that I've had
since then, just so this one experience need never have happened. I find
the whole concept that we should be "intact" and somehow feel damaged
just because a penile penetration occurred to be really weird.
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2:61) RoboHO (holly) 13-JUL-94 13:41
nobody said I had to give up all of the mind blowing orgasms I've had
since they just asked if I wanted my virginity back...Yes, the second I
lost it but if you mean now...today, that would be quite
inconceivable...no pun intended.
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2:62) melissa marie (suprnaut) 13-JUL-94 18:47
i want my virginity back *NOW*, dammit! all the mind-blowing orgasms
weren't worth it (not that many were mind blowing at all).
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2:63) RoboHO (holly) 13-JUL-94 23:36
you haven't had any children. just wait. all the worries about it
"stretching you out" and changing things is bullshit. With each child
I've noticed a significant increase in the ease of achieving orgasm.
Hell, I had never had an orgasm before I had Tyler. I may not remember
my first kiss honey, but my first orgasm...I'll remember until death.
Then, after having Roman, gawaahhhhly, surprise surprise surprise!
Yessiree bob! Of course, I ain't havin no mo chitlins just to increase
the intensity of my orgasms...but like the comedianne said the other
night:
"You ever had one of those that makes you cry?"
"Me either, but I'm lookin' forward to that shit!"
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2:64) neural network from hell (catfood) 17-JUL-94 4:16
great sex or.... taking a dump after holding it for a reeeeaaal lomg
time?
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2:65) RoboHO (holly) 18-JUL-94 0:53
you are so sick. I like it. Uh, if you don't take a shit and you really
need to I don't see how you could possibly have great sex so I will have
to go with the shit first, then a shower, thanks.
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2:66) Marion S. Davis (morrigan) 18-JUL-94 1:54
Sounds good. Sex is definitely awful when you have to take a shit.
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2:67) I haven't decided (melina) 18-JUL-94 8:20
Great sex or......a great conversation about great sex, with your best
pals?
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2:68) RoboHO (holly) 18-JUL-94 9:17
A great conversation about great sex. If you are talking about it, it
prolly means you've already had it.
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2:69) melissa marie (suprnaut) 27-JUL-94 18:21
ditto for me, holly!
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2:70) Calliope (calliope) 31-JUL-94 8:40
Gack! I'll take the great sex. You can still talk about it later...
...but talking about it doesn't imply that you've had it *recently*.
Oh, and what was that one about a quickie in the air or slo-mo on the
ground?? Give me the fighter plane! You can slo-mo on the ground
after you've landed again. :-> Anyone want to rent an F16???
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2:71) Howard Fredrics (fredrics) 06-AUG-94 0:01
How 'bout combining that shit with great sex?
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2:72) melissa marie (suprnaut) 29-AUG-94 17:21
are we talking before, after, or during?
really great sex or the season's premiere of "melrose place?"
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2:73) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 29-AUG-94 17:50
Melissa writes:
> really great sex or the season's premiere of "melrose place?"
Ha! Glad to see you haven't lost that warped sense of humor. How about:?
...great sex, or sex with someone from the cast of _Melrose Place_?
(Yes, I see them as exclusive possibilities)
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2:74) melissa marie (suprnaut) 29-AUG-94 18:05
the guy who plays billy will do quite nicely, thank you!
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2:75) RoboHO (holly) 30-AUG-94 20:18
really great sex or an all over professional incredibly long body
massage from the tip of your head to the ends of your toes?
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2:76) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 30-AUG-94 21:35
I take the sex, since I could pay for the other at any time (and not feel
completely sleazy).
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2:77) My past and my future precisely divided (melina) 31-AUG-94 15:02
I take the massage, since I could get the other for free at any time and
not feel completely sleazy.
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2:78) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 31-AUG-94 15:58
You missed my parentheses, Melina... :)
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2:79) My past and my future precisely divided (melina) 01-SEP-94 11:04
no i didn't!
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2:80) Wes Simonds (ginsu) 01-SEP-94 12:27
Then I can only suppose you are an inherently less parenthetical person
than
I am.
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2:81) melissa marie (suprnaut) 17-SEP-94 20:25
let me post to you a new quandry:
weird, funky, intense sex involving toys and scenarios you've always
wanted to try but never had the chance to, or an all-expense paid trip to
rio during carnival?
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2:82) It slices it dices it juliennes! (melina) 18-SEP-94 10:38
I'd take the trip. I'm sure I can come up with some scenarios while
there.
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2:83) Howard Fredrics (fredrics) 09-OCT-94 19:25
Salvador,Bahia Brazil has Rio beat by a longshot -- Give me Salvador or
i'll take the toyz.
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2:84) Someone Stop Me from Sleeping! (cbwood) 26-DEC-94 1:06
Time to liven this up, folks.
Mediocre sex for a night or the chance to appear on the show of the
Talkshow host of your dreams. (I'm expecting more out of the females with
this one).
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2:85) melissa marie (suprnaut) 26-DEC-94 13:52
i'll take the sex thanks. talk shows are EVIL!
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2:86) Someone Stop Me from Sleeping! (cbwood) 26-DEC-94 22:22
Heh! Why am I not surprised?
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2:87) sez me (kate) 27-DEC-94 15:34
I'd take just about anything over having to be on a talk show, yes.
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2:88) melissa marie (suprnaut) 27-DEC-94 21:19
really hot sex with a complete array of kama sutra products on hand, or a
heavy make-out session on a moonlit balcony with bryan ferry serenading
the two of you -- live?
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2:89) Mr. Ditka's ignorant slut (bcj) 27-DEC-94 22:24
Bryan Ferry would be way too much pressure!
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2:90) Someone Stop Me from Sleeping! (cbwood) 28-DEC-94 1:05
Kama Sutra.
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2:91) Gravity Girl (holly) 29-DEC-94 0:16
Kama Sutr
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2:92) melissa marie (suprnaut) 29-DEC-94 0:26
i'd pass on both and take bryan ferry! (heh!)
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2:93) are you laughing in my class? (jaydbee) 08-FEB-95 16:23
Kama Sutra.
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2:94) are you laughing in my class? (jaydbee) 08-FEB-95 16:24
Great sex or great love?
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2:95) melissa marie (suprnaut) 08-FEB-95 17:49
awwww!!! no fair, no fair, no fair! but if i have to choose ... i'll
take the love, hold the mind games and insincere flattery.
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2:96) are you laughing in my class? (jaydbee) 08-FEB-95 19:52
Exactly. Me too. Now that I'm single, some of my male friends want
me to be, how shall I say, a bit wilder...so that they might live thru
my exploits. I told them that I'd prefer having the emotional and no
physical over the opposite.
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2:97) Nina Berg (shadith) 20-MAR-95 11:11
Great love.
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2:98) melissa marie (suprnaut) 21-MAR-95 2:39
okay, i'll liven up this joint:
mediocre sex when you're plumb worn out from a highly-streesful day at
work, or an hour-long massage?
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2:99) Pandemonium (ascher) 21-MAR-95 9:38
No contest... massage.
"Good sex is great, and bad sex is still pretty good."
-Charlie Brown
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2:100) It's not a game, it's FEAR! (jaydbee) 21-MAR-95 16:05
massage..if it leads up to s*x...:)
and I wanna know when CB said that...
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2:101) My Name is "Cliff" and I am funky! (cbwood) 22-MAR-95 1:47
Massage...however I wouldn't rule out sex afterward......
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2:102) NS (nukem) 22-MAR-95 1:54
getting my back stroked (not necessarily massaged), which after we`re
relaxed might just might end up in the first ;-) with we I didn't mean
the
pluralis majestatis, but my partner (female) and me.
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2:103) Nina Berg (shadith) 22-MAR-95 8:19
Massage.
An all-night session of terrific sex or concert tickets for the band
you've always wanted to see live?
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2:104) Onward to the Spring web site (terry) 22-MAR-95 10:10
An all nighter and I'll go out and buy the bands cd to play all night.
And
the great massage. Or better, yet a great massage followed by an all
night. Can you have your cake and eat it too?
I'd have to reconsider if it was a Taj Mahal or Steve Winwood concert.
Here's one. Admission to the Beatles one-time-only comeback concert or 30
days of sex in a row.
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2:105) Nina Berg (shadith) 22-MAR-95 10:57
Oooh, that's a toughie. Well, providing they brought John back from the
afterlife for it, the Beatles and maybe some sex after the concert.
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2:106) Onward to the Spring web site (terry) 22-MAR-95 14:18
Was that a vague enought proposition for you?
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2:107) melissa marie (suprnaut) 23-MAR-95 2:41
um, none of the above. i don't like the beatles, and 30 days of sex
sounds a bit painful (that is, after the first four or five days ...)
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2:108) It's not a game, it's FEAR! (jaydbee) 23-MAR-95 18:07
The Beatles. No question. Specially if I can meet them afterwards.
Somewhere in the Beatles item in music I've outlined my Beatles fantasy.
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2:109) My Name is "Cliff" and I am funky! (cbwood) 24-MAR-95 15:31
The Beetles. Especially if the concert starts some form of 60's revival.
The sex can come later...
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2:110) It's not a game, it's FEAR! (jaydbee) 24-MAR-95 18:55
....or hmm...cheesecake?
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2:111) My Name is "Cliff" and I am funky! (cbwood) 28-MAR-95 12:39
Jan: Cheesecake or sex? Cheesecake or sex? hmmmmm....
Dammit, why can't I bake my cake and eat it too.....among other things...
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2:112) melissa marie (suprnaut) 28-MAR-95 15:56
sex and cheesecake are the same thing, imho!
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2:113) NS (nukem) 29-MAR-95 7:03
warm Apfelstrudel with Vanilla Ice cream (Haagen Daaz)
now here is something I would really take time to think about ...
hmmmmm
well
I guess it depends if spring breaks out soon or not
we just got 5 cm snow ...
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2:114) My Name is "Cliff" and I am funky! (cbwood) 05-APR-95 14:22
Melissa: Although I love it, I just don't *get* climaxes off of eating
cheesecake, dammit! (If you do, I'm envious!)
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2:115) melissa marie (suprnaut) 10-APR-95 1:14
oral climaxes, yes, if you believe in such a thing.
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2:116) Robin Sease (bennett) 06-MAY-95 10:53
A friend of mine used to call Dove Bars, frozen orgasms. Just thought
i'd share. robin
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2:117) AND NOW? !lynx http://www.spring.com (terry) 06-MAY-95 22:57
Is this leading up to a choice, Dove Bar or ???
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2:118) melissa marie (suprnaut) 16-MAY-95 1:32
a fat, juicy, slightly melted dove bar, or ....
nope. there's no choice here!
(ok, now fast forward to 1998)
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Response 2 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Mar 4, 1998 (00:45) * 10 lines
Of everything I saw above,
talking all night under the stars...
Virginity back over back taxes,
especially if I can retain the reasons
why I want it back...
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Ok, how about:
Really incredible sex without any memories of it or
a really incredible meal without any memories of it?
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 3 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, Mar 5, 1998 (03:19) * 1 lines
Maybe it's a woman thang, but I thought the point of really incredible sex was savoring the memory of it afterwards (for many years to come! I have some I'm counting on seeing me through when I'm in a nursing home!) I would never pick the meal; food is such a fleeting thing. I don't object to flavorful meal, but I truly regard food as sustenance. This keeps my attitude towards food healthy.
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Response 4 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 5, 1998 (13:12) * 4 lines
I didn't say it wasn't the point, I was
just posing a what if...
And, does that mean your attitude towards
sex is unhealthy? Just curious...
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Response 5 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Mar 5, 1998 (18:28) * 1 lines
gotta love those memories!!!
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Response 6 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Fri, Mar 6, 1998 (17:44) * 1 lines
Hmmm, I guess my point is that the two are diametrically opposed: sex is enjoyable for the moment, but best savored over time; food is savored for the moment, but leaves no lasting impression. The company and conversation really make the meal (and the sex too!)
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 7 of 159: anarchist's candy bar (KitchenManager) * Sat, Mar 7, 1998 (00:51) * 3 lines
Ok, how about:
one sexual fantasy fulfilled or
a one hour, unlimited tab shopping spree at the store of your choice?
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 8 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sat, Mar 7, 1998 (23:42) * 1 lines
Oh the sex, shopping is such a bore.
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 9 of 159: OJ's other glove (KitchenManager) * Sun, Mar 8, 1998 (02:32) * 1 lines
I like you more and more, Autumn...
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 10 of 159: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sun, Mar 8, 1998 (20:53) * 2 lines
Really, Autumn's stock just shot up!
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 11 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Tue, Mar 10, 1998 (12:13) * 1 lines
Ah, it's not the sex part--I've awakened the typical male response to shopping! Therein lies the high esteem...My sentiments are decidedly anti-genx about material things, I'm quite the minimalist, actually...
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Response 12 of 159: The king's empty wallet (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 10, 1998 (23:30) * 1 lines
I don't mind shopping, when I have money...
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Response 13 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Mar 10, 1998 (23:31) * 1 lines
you are the king? thought you were the gester *grin*
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 14 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Mar 10, 1998 (23:44) * 1 lines
uhhh, make that jester *blush*
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Response 15 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (00:32) * 4 lines
No problem, your highness, the upper class
shouldn't have to worry themselves with frivolities
such as spelling...Lowly tasks such as those should
be left to us serfs...
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Response 16 of 159: Fran Johnson (LushLips) * Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (01:19) * 2 lines
hiya
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Response 17 of 159: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (08:54) * 1 lines
Welcome Fran, first time poster?
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Response 18 of 159: The Queen's Lexicographer and Massage Therapist (KitchenManager) * Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (23:26) * 1 lines
Hiya, LushLips!
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Response 19 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (23:27) * 1 lines
oh wer, your titles get more and more interesting! *grin*
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Response 20 of 159: The thirteenth prize in the CrackerJack's box... (KitchenManager) * Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (23:32) * 1 lines
Shall we? I'll meet you there...
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Response 21 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (23:33) * 1 lines
k....
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Response 22 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Mar 16, 1998 (19:11) * 10 lines
hey 13...
*smile*
alright, shopping is out. Can anyone think of ANYTHING better than great sex (as there are infinitely better things than bad sex) with a cherished one (souly OR superficially!) ???
C'mon Paul... seven unadulterated hours with a T-1 connection??
Autumn... bottomless supply of the darkest, richest chocolate???
--- nick, wolf and WER... I think I couldn't even come close to tempting you away from the pleasures of the flesh!
(maybe tempt you WITH the pleasures of the flesh...)
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Response 23 of 159: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Mon, Mar 16, 1998 (19:38) * 1 lines
Hey I get the T-1 all the time. Nothing new.
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Response 24 of 159: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (00:28) * 32 lines
i dunno... it depends upon one's perspective, perhaps... and upon
one's definitions...
first, what exactly is a "cherished one"? ) (does this necessarily imply love?)...
and second- not to sound like the attorneys of a certain cheap arkansas slut- but how does one define "sex"?
(sigh)
(i'm not making sense)...
it's like... well, "consummation" (or self-abuse, for you ditto-heads) is
great and all... but after awhile... well, you know what i mean... the lustre
wears off, a little... unless it is accompanied by real depth of feeling, or
love or whatever... otherwise, it's just another fun thing to do... like
playing basketball, maybe... hmmm, it's like, basketball (when you're hitting,
and everything's ON)... or run-of-the-mill sex... well, that's no contest,
really (because the feeling of letting loose, and just turning 'round and
heading upcourt 'cause you just KNOW... well, that's pretty damn sublime)...
also, "goosebump moments"... moments where you feel "beauty", whatever the hell
that really is, just wash over you or whatever... like reading the last few
pages of "gatsby" or "you can't go home again"... hearing beethoven's ninth
for the first time... reading yeats or auden or keats late at night, something
you've read maybe a hundred times before, and suddenly, for no apparent reason,
it becomes ALIVE to you, and you're like on fire from it, filled with the poet's
intellectual energy and passion and euphoria... (hundreds of other things)...
these are superior to "average" sex, too (must confess i've never experienced
what i would term "bad" sex, though... perhaps that is a uniquely female
phenomenon...though, um, not unique to any i personally "know"... let's be
clear on that)...
HOWEVER... if it is indeed experienced with one you love... yeah, you're
right... nothing's close...
that being said, though... indisputably (to me) the holiest aspect of it
isn't really sex, per se, at all... it is the, uh, kiss... think the most
sublime aspect of human experience (yes, even more sublime than a perfectly
executed jump shot) is the act of kissing the woman (or person or whatever)
that you love...
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Response 25 of 159: Yorick's bouncing eyeball and the smile therein... (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (01:59) * 6 lines
sure you could, Stacey, but I don't have the time to spare right now...
besides, I thought chocolate was a pleasure of the flesh...
sorry to kill the theory, Nick, but I have had bad sex and it is
definitely not any fun...
and, I think any touch at the appropriate time is as good as a kiss...
(but then again maybe I'm just a considerate smoker...)
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 26 of 159: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (02:09) * 2 lines
are you saying the fundamental things apply
(as time goes by)?
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Response 27 of 159: Almost a box of granola (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (02:14) * 2 lines
sure, why not?
(why do I smell a trap?)
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Response 28 of 159: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (02:20) * 5 lines
lol...
no trap...
you know, dooley wilson... "casablanca"...
("a kiss is just a kiss/ a sigh is just a sigh/
the fundamental things apply"...etc...)
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Response 29 of 159: Someone that apparently needs a helluva lotta sleep!!! (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (02:28) * 2 lines
Gotta go take a nap...
Ya'll have fun now, ya here...
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Response 30 of 159: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (02:34) * 3 lines
lol...
g'night, wer...
(hope you get a day off soon)...
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 31 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (10:12) * 4 lines
wishing everyone the luck o' the Irish!
(some of you apparently already have it!)
and nick, that was extrememly well stated.
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Response 32 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (22:36) * 1 lines
Nick, it seemed to me that the those things you cited as superior to great sex were borne of an epiphany of sorts...not something you can control happening. I kind of looked at the question like something you could actively choose to do instead of sex (like eat bon-bons and drink espresso), that would have a predictable outcome (like a migraine). And by the way, I'd rather have a pap smear than bad sex.
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Response 33 of 159: Just another rock in the bathtub (KitchenManager) * Tue, Mar 17, 1998 (23:20) * 1 lines
Those could be considered synonymous, you know...
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Response 34 of 159: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Wed, Mar 18, 1998 (02:45) * 12 lines
examples cited were compared to "run-of-the-mill" sex... i agree
that sex with someone you love is the highest experience (with kissing
stipulation duly noted)...
am frankly curious re: notion of "bad sex"... from the perspective of a woman,
perhaps i can understand... can envision certain scenarios where she
might consider the experience "lacking" (so to speak)...
for a guy, though, i don't really understand the idea of it... (being
construed as "bad", i mean)... mediocre, lackluster, perfunctory, whatever,
that i can imagine... seems like the elements required for the experience
to be judged so by a man are so readily apparent (beforehand) as to preclude
things altogether...
(i mean, you don't have to sleep with cher if you don't really want to)...
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Response 35 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, Mar 19, 1998 (13:18) * 1 lines
Yeah, I didn't know guys could have bad sex either...
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Response 36 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Mar 19, 1998 (18:37) * 1 lines
i guess it is a general consensus then -- no sex is better than bad sex!
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Response 37 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Mar 20, 1998 (01:24) * 1 lines
Amen!
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Response 38 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Mar 20, 1998 (10:43) * 1 lines
and great sex is better than most everything!
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Response 39 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Fri, Mar 20, 1998 (15:00) * 1 lines
Amen!
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Response 40 of 159: paradigm realignment toolbox, and a bag of chips... (KitchenManager) * Sun, Mar 22, 1998 (10:13) * 3 lines
Ok...really great, wondermous sex with someone new or
really great, wondermous sex with someone you already know
and are comfortable with?
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 41 of 159: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Sun, Mar 22, 1998 (13:23) * 1 lines
(think a lie may be in order here)
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Response 42 of 159: an individual, factory second (KitchenManager) * Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (00:52) * 3 lines
(okay, then, answer this:
what is the largest number of people it is comfortable
to participate in group sex with?)
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 43 of 159: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (01:09) * 5 lines
(ONE)
(constitutionally unable to desire/comprehend
more than one woman at a time...
don't understand the attraction-
can you?)
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 44 of 159: sleep deprivation as a way of life (KitchenManager) * Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (01:15) * 2 lines
(think a lie may be in order here)
(who said all of them had to be women?)
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Response 45 of 159: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (01:44) * 2 lines
(ummm.....)
(com-PLETELY dumbfounded)
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Response 46 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (13:30) * 4 lines
*wide-eyed*
I think i prefer those visuals to remain in fantasy land...
(great sex with someone new is possible. on a different plane. the just physical. adds an element of excitment. but, i do prefer the extra strong accompanying emotional bonds)
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 47 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (19:33) * 1 lines
It's a hard call, but I'll pick sex with someone I already know. But kissing someone new beats kissing the same-old same-old any day.
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 48 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (23:41) * 1 lines
Well, then, pucker up!
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 49 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Wed, Mar 25, 1998 (23:56) * 1 lines
Mmmmmmm...hey, I felt you slip me that tongue!
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Response 50 of 159: just another mark on the lipstick case (KitchenManager) * Thu, Mar 26, 1998 (01:50) * 2 lines
and I didn't notice you minding, either...
(despite your words...)
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Response 51 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Mon, Mar 30, 1998 (21:40) * 1 lines
hmmm, must've read my body language.....
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Response 52 of 159: interpreter of the willing (KitchenManager) * Mon, Mar 30, 1998 (21:40) * 3 lines
Well, Stacey is an excellent instructor...
I'd ask for a repeat performance, but I'm
no longer a new person, huh?
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 53 of 159: one hand in my pocket and the other one shuffling between
keyboard and mouse (KitchenManager) * Sat, Apr 4, 1998 (04:19) * 2 lines
Okay...
shared masturbation or mutual masturbation?
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Response 54 of 159: seventeen billion ?'s wrapped up in fur (KitchenManager) * Sat, Apr 4, 1998 (04:20) * 1 lines
Just curious, you know...
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Response 55 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sat, Apr 4, 1998 (23:29) * 1 lines
(*giggle*) Not sure I know the difference!
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Response 56 of 159: always willing to lend a hand or two... (KitchenManager) * Sun, Apr 5, 1998 (00:57) * 1 lines
Want a demonstration or definitions?
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Response 57 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, Apr 5, 1998 (19:33) * 1 lines
If you have a scanner a demo will be fine! If not I'll settle for an explanation distinguishing between the two...
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Response 58 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Apr 6, 1998 (16:26) * 1 lines
any short courses available in that subject? y'know the hands on weekenders?
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 59 of 159: Book learning over practical experience
and applications... (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 7, 1998 (02:15) * 15 lines
Yessum, but there are currently no on-site demos, although we are
looking into that, so you'll just have to show up on campus if'n
you want the quickie training...
Anyway...
Mutual: Masturbating one another
Shared: Watching one another masturbate
So, unless you have a scanner also (got one this weekend, myself)
the demo would be incomplete, ergo the above definitions.
anything else anybody wanna know?
Hmmm...
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Response 60 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Apr 7, 1998 (19:03) * 1 lines
which do you prefer?
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Response 61 of 159: one step away from full psychosis (KitchenManager) * Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (00:00) * 3 lines
both are nice, I guess it depends on the other person
and their relative skill, and their level of interest
and/or preference...
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Response 62 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (09:55) * 1 lines
(love the new name WER!)
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Response 63 of 159: and three steps past sanity (KitchenManager) * Wed, Apr 8, 1998 (14:57) * 1 lines
Thanks, I guess?
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Response 64 of 159: ever notice how I look at things sideways? (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (01:14) * 3 lines
okay,
sex on top or
sex on bottom?
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Response 65 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (15:35) * 2 lines
sex or an hour with your favourite cuddly toy?
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Response 66 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (16:04) * 1 lines
I thought those were synonymous...
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Response 67 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:00) * 1 lines
Bottom. I'm lazy. No toys.
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Response 68 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:12) * 4 lines
I know it's been done already, but i want to hear your views:
Sex or a top-class meal with your best friend.
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Response 69 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:16) * 1 lines
I thought those were synonymous...
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Response 70 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:42) * 2 lines
ok, i wonder if there's anything i can post that won't elicit that response from WER? :)
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Response 71 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (18:18) * 3 lines
I doubt it!!
I'll take the dinner.
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 72 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (19:15) * 2 lines
Sex or a squeeze of my green, three-eyed alien who goes "ooooooooooooooo" when you squeeze him. My mind is already made up, btw.
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 73 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (21:39) * 7 lines
Aw, can't I do the second while doing the first? Hmm?
Oh, puh-leeeze?
(btw, you do know that those can be synonymous, don't you?)
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Response 74 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (21:44) * 1 lines
aha, knew i'd find you somewhere *wink*
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Response 75 of 159: that really, really lost guy (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (21:58) * 2 lines
didn't know you wanted me THAT bad *wink-wink*
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Response 76 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:00) * 1 lines
*LOL*
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 77 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (15:06) * 2 lines
git :-)
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Response 78 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (09:32) * 1 lines
Mike, the green alien thing is scaring me!
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 79 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (12:20) * 1 lines
So, there ARE some things you won't do...
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Response 80 of 159: all slobbered up and nowhere to put my tongue... (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (14:12) * 4 lines
And, actually, Mike all of those are very dependant upon my frame
of mind at the time. But, in general, I'd hafta say sex.
Okay, extended or multiple orgasms?
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Response 81 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (16:04) * 4 lines
never gone multiple. but i'm a guy.
extended....that brings back memories. i remember a difficult in walking once.
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Response 82 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (16:42) * 3 lines
guys can multiples...
you with da wrong women...
(exercise those pc's, baby!)
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 83 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (00:10) * 1 lines
Here we go again--need clarification on extended vs. multiple. I am really getting the impression that I am sexually sheltered! That green alien thing went totally over my head!
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 84 of 159: hermit and instructor (KitchenManager) * Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (01:27) * 5 lines
Multiple--orgasms one after another, with very little or no time between
Extended--continuous, really long orgasm (up to an hour at times)
(btw, it's really fun from the guy's side to facillitate alternating
those two types in the same "session"...)
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 85 of 159: confined to my own virtual reality... (KitchenManager) * Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (01:47) * 3 lines
Okay, how about
educational sex or an informative day on the Spring?
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 86 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (10:25) * 10 lines
aw man...
let's go back to the orgasms!
extended or multiple depends on which type of orgasm I'm having in the first place.
There's the wave kind. You know, that super flushed hot warm feeling that washes over you and makes everything tingly but you never really lose control.
There's the super shudder. Usually doesn't last as long as the wave. Stronger and shorter.
And then there's the all out, out o control, don't stop and don't wake me up orgasm!
Waves are usually extended (usually best right before bed!)
I'd rather have multiples of the others though -- doesn't usually happen with the last one though 'cause all my energy is gone with the first one!
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Response 87 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (20:58) * 3 lines
gee, Stacey, thanks for explaining all that *wink*
God! That's the most sex education I've gotten in my whole life! *giggle*
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Response 88 of 159: room temperature jello (KitchenManager) * Sat, Apr 18, 1998 (00:36) * 3 lines
Hey, I enjoyed it...
Hang on, then, I'm sure there will be more to follow...
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Response 89 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (01:04) * 1 lines
(done yet???)
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Response 90 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (19:03) * 5 lines
virtual blushing from this direction ;)
I think i'll leave further investigation into all that to some future wife :)
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Response 91 of 159: pent up passions... (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 28, 1998 (00:52) * 6 lines
almost done now, Stacey...why for you ask?
okay,
sex one more time with the one you love or
sex never again?
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Response 92 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 28, 1998 (17:24) * 1 lines
Hahaha!
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Response 93 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Tue, Apr 28, 1998 (19:31) * 2 lines
am confused by that, wer.
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Response 94 of 159: recycled trash that has been thrown away again (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 28, 1998 (23:18) * 2 lines
One last time with your favored loved one and then never again or
just never again...
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Response 95 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (17:02) * 6 lines
ahh :))
How about this. Technolust:
Sex or a 21" monitor?
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Response 96 of 159: font color="#ff0000">wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (17:26) * 1 lines
It's not the size that counts...
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Response 97 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (18:10) * 2 lines
oh but you should know, huh?
what about if that's never happened?
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Response 98 of 159: typoguy (KitchenManager) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (18:59) * 2 lines
Well, I have been told that alot...
If what's never happened?
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Response 99 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (21:06) * 2 lines
had sex with the one you love....and what about this, what if you only had sex
with one person in your whole life?
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Response 100 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (22:04) * 3 lines
You know what they say about guys with big monitors, Mike--they're overcompensating.....
Wolf, interesting query! I think the question applies as long as you have been in love. You didn't ever have to have sex to find this quite a conundrum. I'd pick one more time (what have I got to lose?)
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Response 101 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (23:48) * 2 lines
Possibly nothing to lose, however the pressure to insure that the
last time was perfect could, of course, cause it not to be...
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Response 102 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, Apr 30, 1998 (00:22) * 1 lines
Performance anxiety has never been a problem for me.
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Response 103 of 159: outside the normal realms of existence (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 30, 1998 (00:35) * 2 lines
always wet and willing and satisfied afterwards, huh?
lucky, lucky, lucky
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Response 104 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, Apr 30, 1998 (00:45) * 1 lines
It's all in my state of mind. If I'm interested, my body follows my lead...but if I'm not, it's just not going to happen.
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Response 105 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Apr 30, 1998 (16:52) * 4 lines
lucky. lucky. lucky.
.
*grin*
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Response 106 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Thu, Apr 30, 1998 (21:56) * 1 lines
gotta say it too, lucky, lucky, lucky!!
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Response 107 of 159: something decidely quasi-fermented (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 30, 1998 (22:31) * 4 lines
Sounds as if you should be sharing more of your
horizontal secrets, Autumn...
inquiring minds want to know,
I want to watch...I meant, I want to know!
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Response 108 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (16:05) * 1 lines
Don't know a good thing when I've got it, I guess! What I am so--er--lucky about? (Other than being married to a great guy, yadda yadda yadda). I mean, what exactly is "the problem" we're discussing??
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Response 109 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (19:47) * 3 lines
probably we're all envious because you don't have, uh, problems in that area.
as for myself, think that would be more than anybody would want to know (I've got
a good man, too)
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Response 110 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, May 4, 1998 (09:58) * 2 lines
actually I was calling myself 'lucky, lucky, lucky'
*grin*
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Response 111 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Mon, May 4, 1998 (15:16) * 1 lines
Oh, join the club, girlfriend! (*wink wink*)
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Response 112 of 159: god's own voyeur (KitchenManager) * Mon, May 4, 1998 (23:31) * 1 lines
cool, I'm like watching and listening in at the same time!!!
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Response 113 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, May 5, 1998 (09:51) * 1 lines
nothing beats a few 'stretching' exercises BEFORE you get out of bed in the morning!
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Response 114 of 159: that old organic dildo and manual vibration machine (KitchenManager) * Thu, May 7, 1998 (13:31) * 3 lines
okay,
sex or a really great workout?
(and I love it when you share, Stacey...)
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Response 115 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Thu, May 7, 1998 (18:51) * 1 lines
LOL!!
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Response 116 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Fri, May 8, 1998 (18:56) * 1 lines
A workout?? Good grief! I'd rather have a pap smear than work out...
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Response 117 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Fri, May 8, 1998 (23:17) * 1 lines
i'd rather work out than have one of those!
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Response 118 of 159: a packet of last year's carrot seeds (KitchenManager) * Sat, May 9, 1998 (00:39) * 1 lines
I have my very own speculum...
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Response 119 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, May 9, 1998 (10:32) * 1 lines
you would! gross!!
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Response 120 of 159: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Sat, May 9, 1998 (21:08) * 1 lines
work out for me....fitness freak n all that
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Response 121 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, May 10, 1998 (22:28) * 1 lines
Why do I suspect it's decorated and sitting on your coffee table as an objet d'art?
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Response 122 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, May 11, 1998 (14:05) * 5 lines
back to the original question WER...
sex of course!
Although I'm not opposed to getting a workout in during sex!
And for Wolf and Autumn... give me spandex ANYday! I'd even wear a thong before going in for the annual pap!
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Response 123 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, May 12, 1998 (00:12) * 1 lines
(actually, it's at work, Autumn...)
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Response 124 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Tue, May 12, 1998 (21:06) * 1 lines
Don't tell me you use it for stuffing turkeys....
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Response 125 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, May 12, 1998 (23:19) * 1 lines
nope, they're not on the menu
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Response 126 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Wed, May 13, 1998 (18:48) * 1 lines
Is it just a conversation-piece?
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Response 127 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, May 13, 1998 (18:56) * 1 lines
something like that...
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Response 128 of 159: Katrina Motak (Cid) * Wed, May 13, 1998 (21:15) * 1 lines
Hey,I'm new so let me catch up on what your topics are on k?
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Response 129 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, May 13, 1998 (21:42) * 2 lines
No problem!
Welcome, we're glad to have you here!
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Response 130 of 159: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Thu, May 14, 1998 (09:49) * 12 lines
Welcome cid. Some popular conferences here are
food
restaurants
philosophy
porch
genx
sex
When you get caught up, your conference list feature lets you see what's
new every time you come back and log in.
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Response 131 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, May 14, 1998 (20:11) * 1 lines
Hey Cid, glad to have you here!
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Response 132 of 159: in search of my very own succubus (KitchenManager) * Fri, May 15, 1998 (12:48) * 4 lines
sex or philosophy?
better yet,
sex or the foreknowledge of the time and place of your death?
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Response 133 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, May 15, 1998 (17:57) * 1 lines
ignorance is bliss... gimme the raw pleasure!
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Response 134 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, May 16, 1998 (00:34) * 1 lines
oh, you're just saying that...
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Response 135 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, May 17, 1998 (23:42) * 1 lines
Naaah, I'm with Stacey...some things are best left a mystery.
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Response 136 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, May 18, 1998 (18:22) * 1 lines
what the hell good would it do you to know where and when you were going to die? Do you have some irrational hope that you could avert the situation? Or think that you could somehow prepare yourself for what will still essentially be the unknown?
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Response 137 of 159: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Wed, May 20, 1998 (05:31) * 8 lines
I'd find out how much time I have to live. Last week I had
a precognitive dream that I would die tomorrow in a bulky
kiddy car....a kiddy car wreck victim....just another fatal
statistic. Probably should be my last post, then. Sure
didn't want it to end like this. If only you knew how much
I loved you all. My cadaver will slobber over the memories.
I just wish you could come with me. No I don't. I don't.
I do not wish that.
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Response 138 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Wed, May 20, 1998 (16:20) * 2 lines
Leplep...
please id yourself!
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Response 139 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Thu, Jun 25, 1998 (21:18) * 4 lines
no, not a bulky kiddie car! The horror...I can't watch....*peeking between the
fingers*...well, is he dead yet?
(and to answer the topic, sex, definately)
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Response 140 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (00:26) * 9 lines
not sex defiantly?
okay, sex with chocolate flavored massage oil or
sex with coffee flavored massage oil?
(must say, personally, I would want one flavor on one person,
one on the other, and try and make the perfect mochaccino!)
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Response 141 of 159: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (04:46) * 1 lines
I hate those flavoured massage oils - they remind me of flavoured condoms, at I hate those too. I like the smell and feel of my husband's skin; he has a really rough, hard skin, and it smells warm - wouldn't want to trade that for the smell of coffee (yuk!) or chocolate, it's too artificial.
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Response 142 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (08:06) * 2 lines
I second the 'original scent' motion!
Gotta love those pheremones!
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Response 143 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Fri, Jun 26, 1998 (10:22) * 2 lines
me, too! nothin' beats that just got outta the shower smell of my hubby, too bad
no one has bottled that up and sold it (and i don't mean eau de toilette, either)
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Response 144 of 159: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Jun 27, 1998 (05:58) * 1 lines
Absolutely! We girls are just so practical. They don't even have to bottle the smell either - one can just lure one's man into the shower . . . much more romantic.
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Response 145 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Tue, Jun 30, 1998 (20:03) * 2 lines
or into the brandnew jacuzzi bathtub!!!
(i love this new house!)
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Response 146 of 159: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Jun 30, 1998 (23:22) * 1 lines
oh i'm so jealous! it's too easy to lure my man in the shower, well, if we ever make it there ;)
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Response 147 of 159: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Jul 1, 1998 (05:15) * 1 lines
Jacuzzi!!?!?!?! Why in the he££ do you come here at all, Stacey??? I'd never get out again!
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Response 148 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Wed, Jul 1, 1998 (08:38) * 2 lines
less fun when Brandon is out of town... as he is yet again!
(lived in this house for 12 days and he's been here 3 1/2 of those.)
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Response 149 of 159: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Jul 1, 1998 (08:47) * 2 lines
Sorry to hear that. What does he do then, that he has to be away so often?
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Response 150 of 159: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Wed, Jul 1, 1998 (14:22) * 8 lines
he's an acoustical engineer...
that really explains nothing.
He has the rare trait (in engineers) that allows him to also be extremely sociable as well as technical. So all the 'business dealings' go much more smoothly with him along...
he doesn't have the stigma of 'SALESMAN' but he can relate to people beyond the technical realm.
The travel goes in spurts. He will be home for nearly a whole month after this. Last August, he was home 6 1/2 days out of the whole month but last October, he was gone for only 72 hours.
*sigh*
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Response 151 of 159: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Jul 2, 1998 (05:47) * 7 lines
Hmm, that's the unfortunate thing about living with a nice person, huh? But it's great that he's so good with people - it's not often that people in that line of work can actually take care of anything un-technical, so it's actually a positive pain in the arse.
Luckily Chris is such an old blockhead, no-one ever sends him on conferences or stuff like that. If a conference or talk gets too boring for him, which happens alot, he gets up and walks out. When he has to give a speech, he stands there with a big, ugly, black scowl on his face, frightening people. None of that English diplomacy to be found in him. Once we had these people over; they were boring as hell - Swiss musicians. By about eight he had enough, so he said, 'Come, Skat, let's go to bed, the
people want to go home.'
And that's exactly what he did!!! No wonder it took him so long to find a wife, the old grump. And it says alot that I was the one who fell in love with him . . . .
Ha-ha!!
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Response 152 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (23:55) * 1 lines
I'll have to remember that line for future reference!
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Response 153 of 159: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Jul 6, 1998 (04:28) * 1 lines
ha-ha! Perhaps I shouldn't have shared . . .
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Response 154 of 159: wishing ink didn't run... (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 25, 1998 (04:11) * 7 lines
well, now that all of that is over...
sex with your favorite comic book character?
or
sex with your favorite cartoon character?
(and, yes, I know that those can be synonymous...)
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Response 155 of 159: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Jul 25, 1998 (04:55) * 1 lines
Johnny Bravo, HERE I come!
Topic 4 of 28 [genx]: sex or . . .
Response 156 of 159: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, Jul 25, 1998 (08:06) * 2 lines
Jumps into his 3d Cherry comic book.
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Response 157 of 159: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Sun, Jul 26, 1998 (22:21) * 1 lines
Geez, that's a tough one...I'm torn between Tintin and Speed Racer...
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Response 158 of 159: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Jul 27, 1998 (02:03) * 1 lines
ha-ha!!!
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Response 159 of 159: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, May 19, 1999 (13:49) * 1 lines
hee-hee!!!
genx slacker heaven 
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