Topic 14 of 28: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Sun, Apr 12, 1998 (09:07) |
Paul Terry Walhus (terry)
These pickup lines will get you a smack in the face and
total rejection.
55 responses total.
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 1 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Apr 13, 1998 (08:20) * 1 lines
A long enough conversation with me...
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Response 2 of 55: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Mon, Apr 13, 1998 (21:40) * 1 lines
Ooooh, you're getting me hot! (what can I say, I'm easy, always have been...)
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Response 3 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (00:38) * 2 lines
How long has it been since you had
a four hour mustache ride?
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Response 4 of 55: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:03) * 1 lines
At least a week!
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Response 5 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:18) * 5 lines
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
or
How do YOU eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
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Response 6 of 55: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:30) * 2 lines
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
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Response 7 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (21:41) * 2 lines
Excuse me, miss, but my penis has grown too large for me too handle
by myself. Would you be willing to give me a hand? Or, two?
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Response 8 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (21:46) * 1 lines
why is it 13 inches?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 9 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:07) * 1 lines
flacid...
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Response 10 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:15) * 1 lines
oh, poor baby, just needs a little workin' out *wink*
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Response 11 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:15) * 1 lines
-that is, if we're talking the same definition of flacid-flabby?
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Response 12 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:19) * 2 lines
sorta, thirteen in girth would be interestin',
however I was referring to thirteen limp...
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Response 13 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:21) * 3 lines
*lol*, if that were the case, stay the hell away from me!
*blush*
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Response 14 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:27) * 2 lines
If that was the case, you think I'd work in a restaurant,
instead of bein' in da movies???
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Response 15 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:30) * 1 lines
you mean, that wasn't you?
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Response 16 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:34) * 5 lines
alack and alas, no...
(well, maybe, what and where were the tatoos?)
and, back on topic,
Mind if kiss yo wife's shot spots?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 17 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:37) * 4 lines
they were definately not the focus of the movie!
(Now that would be sad, trying to pick up a gal with her husband right there,
please tell me you never did that!)
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 18 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:43) * 3 lines
Did I say that he couldn't come along, too?
(and, no, never with him present...but he's always
been invited when I found out she had one)
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 19 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:47) * 1 lines
speechless (sorry)
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Response 20 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:51) * 3 lines
hey, that affect is one of my specialties...
(it's why I get so confused when someone leaves me speechless...)
(besides, this is the guaranteed to fail topic, ain't it???)
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Response 21 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (22:54) * 4 lines
yup!
me, too, hate it when i'm stumped and then half an hour later a good come back
pops into my mind....
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 22 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (23:02) * 1 lines
or pick up line, for that matter!!!
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 23 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (23:03) * 1 lines
*lol*
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Response 24 of 55: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (09:40) * 1 lines
wow. I can't be incommunicato for more than a day and all hell breaks loose!
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 25 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (12:33) * 1 lines
hehehe...
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Response 26 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 23, 1998 (13:16) * 5 lines
Can I trace your tan lines with my tongue?
and another real loser,
May I suck on your belly button until your head caves in?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 27 of 55: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Apr 24, 1998 (09:43) * 1 lines
LOL!
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Response 28 of 55: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Mon, Apr 27, 1998 (09:55) * 2 lines
nice, wer, nice :)
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Response 29 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Mon, Apr 27, 1998 (18:27) * 1 lines
excuse me, but your, uh, epidermis is showing.
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 30 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 28, 1998 (00:58) * 1 lines
You know, you look just like my daughter.
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Response 31 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Tue, Apr 28, 1998 (17:26) * 3 lines
HAH!!!
you remind me of my father
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 32 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, May 22, 1998 (02:41) * 2 lines
Wanna chat one-on-one in my virtual pad,
The Fine Line Between Pain & Disfigurement?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 33 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, May 22, 1998 (02:43) * 1 lines
Could you help me adjust my butt plug, please?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 34 of 55: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, May 22, 1998 (16:37) * 2 lines
ugh!
(LOL!)
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Response 35 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (16:56) * 1 lines
Hey, hon, want to come back to my kitchen so's I can butter your muffin?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 36 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:15) * 1 lines
pardon me, do you have any catsup?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 37 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:28) * 1 lines
nope, just Grey Poupon...
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Response 38 of 55: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:41) * 1 lines
No, you'll just sigh again.
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 39 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:50) * 2 lines
There's a saying that every sigh is
a kiss that you've missed...
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Response 40 of 55: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (18:02) * 7 lines
Ooh . . . didn't know that. Well, given our position here it isn't exactly hard to miss, muffin! Can't even blow you a kiss - it'll probably end up somewhere in Holland.
THE GERMANS ARE OUT OF THE WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HIP-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 41 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (18:32) * 1 lines
(i guess no one wants to kiss this lil wolfie, lack of sighs in my life)
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 42 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (18:40) * 1 lines
aw, I think you've just temporarily misplaced them...
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 43 of 55: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (02:20) * 1 lines
Sigh not, just go out there and kiss yer lover - you might end up doing alot more, and can return with a 'wow' or a groan.
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 44 of 55: Wolf (Wolf) * Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (11:23) * 1 lines
*grin*
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Response 45 of 55: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (15:17) * 3 lines
Or a grin for that matter!!!
Which is alot more than I can say for myself right now - haven't had it for days and days, because Mr. C. has his birthday (a very round one) tomorrow, and has been acting strangely all week. Very, very, very grumpy - has started calling me words like 'girl' and 'child' . . . that really worries me.
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Response 46 of 55: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (18:11) * 5 lines
eeeek
that doesn't sound great :/
*beamz*
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Response 47 of 55: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (18:31) * 2 lines
Not at all, and if he keeps it up, I'm going to tell him to go reciprocate himself somewhere - that'll drive the images of 'child' and 'girl' out of his head!
No, actually, I'll probably be sympathetic. He only acts like this once a year (normally he's grumpy with everyone but me), so I don't think it's too much to ask of me to be sympathetic once a year.
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 48 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (23:18) * 3 lines
especially when he does it once a month, huh?
(or does he?!?)
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 49 of 55: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Jul 6, 1998 (04:30) * 1 lines
More like ALL THE TIME!
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Response 50 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Oct 29, 1998 (23:51) * 2 lines
Excuse me, but would you help me remember
how it feels to boink someone I don't know?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 51 of 55: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Oct 29, 1998 (23:52) * 2 lines
Did you know that with a little help,
that dish can have "special" sauce?
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 52 of 55: Leplep le Plep (jgross) * Fri, Oct 30, 1998 (00:25) * 8 lines
Can I get this door for you?
[it's to the ladies room, which has room for one person,
and the door's stuck, and you keep pulling, and the door
comes off by the hinges---the woman on toilet looks at you
like huhhhhhhhhh!---and you say:
are you doing anything after you get done?]
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 53 of 55: George Klos (osceola) * Fri, Oct 30, 1998 (12:43) * 1 lines
Don't know if this one fits the topic, but it happened to me twice. On two different occasions, women have told me I remind them of their father. One, after telling me that, didn't speak to me again for the rest of the semester. The other and I had a really good summer fling. Score: 50%
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 54 of 55: Wolf (wolf) * Sun, Nov 1, 1998 (21:06) * 1 lines
LOL!!
Topic 14 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to fail
Response 55 of 55: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Nov 5, 1998 (01:58) * 1 lines
That's a good one, George! If only one could tell which women mean it as a compliment, and which ones don't, hey? But fifty fifty is good - there is still the element of surprise in play.
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