Topic 13 of 28: pick up lines guaranteed to work
Sun, Apr 12, 1998 (09:06) |
Paul Terry Walhus (terry)
These pickup lines are certified to work.
80 responses total.
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Response 1 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, Apr 13, 1998 (08:19) * 1 lines
(don't ask me, I ain't never pulled that off...)
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Response 2 of 80: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (00:23) * 2 lines
Y'all look like you're too young for this crowd.
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Response 3 of 80: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:29) * 2 lines
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
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Response 4 of 80: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (18:19) * 1 lines
Oh, baby!!
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Response 5 of 80: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (00:02) * 2 lines
You "certify" that line worked, Mike?
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Response 6 of 80: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (15:16) * 2 lines
hhe :) no - see the next topic on :)
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Response 7 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (09:39) * 2 lines
great line Mike. It's got me all worked up.
*laugh*
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Response 8 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (12:32) * 1 lines
blunt is better, huh, Stacey?
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Response 9 of 80: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (16:39) * 4 lines
blunt or sharp, as long as it's shaped right, wer.
just taking a leaf out of your book old boy ;)
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Response 10 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (16:46) * 4 lines
aw, borrow it as long as you like,
no need to tear it up though, unless, of course, that helps...
(wait till you get to the section on kitchen utensils...
wanna make dinner now, myself...Stacey, watcha got in the pantry?)
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Response 11 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (21:17) * 1 lines
wer wrote that one himself!
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Response 12 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (22:12) * 3 lines
I creditted where credit was due...
So, Wolf, wanna help me research the sequel?
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Response 13 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (10:30) * 1 lines
*laugh*
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Response 14 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (21:07) * 1 lines
*laugh* will we include photos?
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Response 15 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Apr 18, 1998 (00:42) * 1 lines
...maybe...
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Response 16 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, Apr 18, 1998 (11:26) * 1 lines
...hmmmm...
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Response 17 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (01:06) * 2 lines
black and white o??
(i meant ok??)
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Response 18 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (13:40) * 1 lines
yeah, we could do like Madonna and include our "fantasies". Half a page would take care of mine. *giggle*
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Response 19 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (13:42) * 1 lines
(and the above would also take care of my response to the genx story topic)
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Response 20 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (17:36) * 1 lines
*laugh*
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Response 21 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Tue, Apr 21, 1998 (09:29) * 2 lines
black and white o! is fine, Stacey,
actually prefer it at times...
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Response 22 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 23, 1998 (13:13) * 1 lines
I have you in a video at home. Want to come over and see it sometime?
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Response 23 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, Apr 24, 1998 (09:43) * 1 lines
ewww.
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Response 24 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Apr 25, 1998 (00:31) * 1 lines
It worked on me...never did get to see the video, though *frown*
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Response 25 of 80: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (00:10) * 35 lines
from http://www.getgirls.com/gdbk2.htm
You can attract more single women than you can handle for love, sex, and
romance just by simply using the art of body language. Step by step I will
guide you in the usage of successful body language using the following
methods:
How To Use Body Language To Attract Single Women
Develop a graceful, arrogant sort of walk. A walk that is free and easy
with fluid movements. This kind of walk transmits a sexual message which
will turn a woman's head.
When leaning against a wall or whatever, thrust your hips forward, with
your legs apart. This position also transmits a sexual message.
While you are standing or especially when leaning, hook your thumbs in
your belt just above your pockets and point your fingers down toward the
genital area. Because of the fingers pointing toward the genital area,
this sends out a sexual message to a woman and you will be amazed at how
many women pick up this signal.
When talking to a single woman, let your eyes linger on her throat and her
breasts. Also, while talking to her, wet your lips with your tongue. By
using these two techniques, she usually will feel rather uneasy and
excited.
In conclusion, try these methods of attracting attention from single women
and see if they work for you. They have worked successfully for a lot of
men I know.
Remember, the more techniques you use to attract a woman, the more women
you're going to be picking up and that's the name of the game.
. . . and there's more . . .
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Response 26 of 80: nick a'hannay (pmnh) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (00:38) * 4 lines
(wow)...
what woman could fail to be excited by a
guy licking his lips and leering at her breasts?
(aka, the "beavis" technique)...
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Response 27 of 80: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (02:07) * 3 lines
Ooops, forgot, I meant to put this in the pickup lines guaranteed *not* to
work topic.
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Response 28 of 80: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (17:43) * 2 lines
*LOL*
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Response 29 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (17:49) * 1 lines
and I've been practicing, too...
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Response 30 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (18:17) * 3 lines
LOL!! Has it worked?
good one, nick!
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Response 31 of 80: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (22:20) * 1 lines
LOL!! Funny how the author equates "uneasy" with "excited"! Most people associate uneasy with, say, weirdo, freakazoid, pervert, nut job....sounds like the co-dependent's guide for picking up women!
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Response 32 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (22:41) * 1 lines
LOL!!
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Response 33 of 80: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (14:42) * 2 lines
Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them.
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Response 34 of 80: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (19:48) * 4 lines
*LOL**** :)))))
very nice :)
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Response 35 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (19:55) * 1 lines
you would get slapped once she figured out the line!
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Response 36 of 80: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (20:07) * 2 lines
yeah, wrong topic terry ;)
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Response 37 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (20:09) * 1 lines
don't tell me you tried that once!
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Response 38 of 80: Paul Terry Walhus (terry) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (23:14) * 2 lines
Ooops, wrong topic again.
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Response 39 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, May 2, 1998 (23:18) * 1 lines
*lol*
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Response 40 of 80: Mike Griggs (mikeg) * Sun, May 3, 1998 (11:54) * 2 lines
get a grip, Walhus!!! Blimey, you're supposed to be running the joint and you can't get it right! ;))
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Response 41 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, May 4, 1998 (10:05) * 1 lines
s'ok Paul. BTW if you're 'running the joint' post anywhere you damn well please!
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Response 42 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Mon, May 4, 1998 (23:38) * 2 lines
who cares who's runnin' the joint, as long as they pass it around...
(or at least roll another)
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Response 43 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Fri, May 22, 1998 (02:45) * 1 lines
Did you know I was the solitary winner of PowerBall?
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Response 44 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Fri, May 22, 1998 (16:36) * 2 lines
so that settles it. YOU buy the plane ticket to Colorado!
*smile*
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Response 45 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Fri, May 29, 1998 (02:24) * 1 lines
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Response 46 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, May 30, 1998 (00:35) * 2 lines
lemme guess...
foot stompin, right?
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Response 47 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, May 30, 1998 (01:58) * 1 lines
No, amusing myself . . .
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Response 48 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Wed, Jun 3, 1998 (17:34) * 1 lines
Here's a pick-up line that once worked for me: 'What's for breakfeast, honey?'
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Response 49 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Wed, Jun 3, 1998 (17:49) * 1 lines
only worked once, huh?
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Response 50 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (08:01) * 2 lines
Didn't get to try it again, but it worked so well he asked me to marry him.
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Response 51 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (10:07) * 3 lines
Hmmm... it didn't have quite the same result with me.
The response was "hash browns and eggs please."
I think.
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Response 52 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (10:47) * 3 lines
Ha-HA! You mean you gave him a hangover with it? Not bad either.
So GO FOR IT, people!
And what was your best pick-up line, Stacey? Or did you just pick Mr. B. up with body language?
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Response 53 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (12:24) * 2 lines
The night I met Mr. B, he was the only guy who DIDN'T ask for my number but gave me his. We talked of marathon running, rollerblading, cycling and hiking. Whe n I called him back (some ten days later) we set a 'date' to go hiking. I thought we were just happy friends for months, until he after he ran the last nine miles of my first marathon with me... and planted one of the most passionate (yet tenative) kisses on me!
So I'm not sure who picked up who. but the first words we said to each other were, "hi."
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Response 54 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (14:24) * 3 lines
Lord, that's romantic! And that name . . . Brandon. Hmm-mm.
With me it was just the oppossite. Mr. C. was the first guy I just jumped into bed with mindlessly, and by very very far the oldest (and I never did it with guys less than ten years older . . . a principle thing); it was just that he had the oozing intellect, the greying temples, the unhandsome rough appearance and all that - next day he had to fly back to Switzerland, and we didn't see each other for nine months. It thought it all so insane that he seemed to like me too that I figured it just HAD to be
right. But if something like that were to happen to me today, I'd give it a hell of a lot more thought! And if my girls should ever get up to crap like that, I'll beat the $hit out of them.
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Response 55 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (15:29) * 1 lines
great use of the dollar sign!
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Response 56 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (15:59) * 1 lines
Think the webmasters will be fooled by it?
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Response 57 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (16:08) * 1 lines
nope. but it was certainly ingenuity at its finest and you avoid any inappropriate 'French.'
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Response 58 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (16:57) * 1 lines
bowing myself into lumbago-oblivion
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Response 59 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (16:53) * 6 lines
According to the Austin American Statesman,
this beats talking about the weather at picnics:
Did you know that there are 25 tomatoes in each 40-ounce bottle of Heinz ketchup?
(Then again, maybe it doesn't.)
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Response 60 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:13) * 1 lines
why, did you say ketchup? there are at least 25 different ways to use ketchup. wanna see?
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Response 61 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:27) * 1 lines
why, yes, yes I do...
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Response 62 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:38) * 1 lines
Then lift your arm.
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Response 63 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:49) * 1 lines
this high enough?
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Response 64 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:59) * 3 lines
°squirt°!!!!
How does that feel?
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Response 65 of 80: Wolf (Wolf) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (18:30) * 1 lines
good job, riette!
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Response 66 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (18:38) * 1 lines
I think it needs some relish to go with it...
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Response 67 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (02:18) * 1 lines
Oh, we relish it, alright, oh creature from the planet of red armpits!
Topic 13 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to work
Response 68 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Mon, Jul 6, 1998 (14:28) * 1 lines
do you prefer sweet or dill?
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Response 69 of 80: Riette Walton (riette) * Mon, Jul 6, 1998 (17:20) * 1 lines
Dill - don't like sweet things so much, they remind me too much of the way I am not.
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Response 70 of 80: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (11:04) * 1 lines
"I'm new to the Spring, that's, like, I'm here since a week or two, can you help me please?"
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Response 71 of 80: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (00:04) * 1 lines
I want you!!!!
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Response 72 of 80: Stacey Vura (stacey) * Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (11:36) * 3 lines
gosh Autumn...
I'm flattered.
*grin*
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Response 73 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (14:57) * 1 lines
that's worked on me, but never for me, Autumn...
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Response 74 of 80: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Thu, May 6, 1999 (13:00) * 1 lines
Haha, which one, the newbie or the less subtle one... ?
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Response 75 of 80: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Thu, May 6, 1999 (14:33) * 1 lines
You're all turning me on!
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Response 76 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Thu, May 6, 1999 (15:01) * 6 lines
that's because we're breathing and virtually well-endowed...
(or would that be web-endowed?)
ps-
and knowing that you're turned on is making it hard for me to respond...
well, in type anyway...
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Response 77 of 80: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Fri, May 7, 1999 (19:29) * 1 lines
!!
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Response 78 of 80: wer (KitchenManager) * Sat, May 8, 1999 (00:39) * 2 lines
come on and grab a hold of something and run with it, Alexander,
'cause you know you want to...
Topic 13 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to work
Response 79 of 80: Alexander Schuth (aschuth) * Sat, May 8, 1999 (06:18) * 1 lines
OK! So I'll snatch that cheese sandwich and RUN!!!!!
Topic 13 of 28 [genx]: pick up lines guaranteed to work
Response 80 of 80: Autumn Moore (autumn) * Wed, May 26, 1999 (15:18) * 1 lines
Is that what you call it over there?!
genx slacker heaven 
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